A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was
relaxing at his favorite bar in Romewhen he managed to
attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things
progressed to the point where he invited her back to his
apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his
bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, 'So,
you finish?'
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied,
'No.'
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling
resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there
were screams of passion.
The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks,
'You finish?'
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles
closer to him and softly says, 'No.'
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman
unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using
the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end
together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed
sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping.
proudly and asked again, 'You finish?'
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his
ear,
'No, I Norwegian'.
