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J Dotson
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« on: May 19, 2006, 10:51:43 pm »

Jim Gillum is always finding crazy stuff to post..i found this today... Grin

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin,
Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names
of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff
drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT
& DO"

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means
that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky
boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to
do with them.
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2006, 10:55:24 pm »

Way to goJim, Always a laugh when we need it most
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2006, 02:41:09 pm »

hahahahaha,that's funny
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2006, 03:20:12 pm »

I figured Viagra would be called something like "Getitupagain"...
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2006, 05:10:05 pm »

That's figg'n funny...............

Ya know I was gonna try Viagra but accidently got Niagra.... Every time I popped one I pissed my pants.....
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2006, 10:23:00 am »

It always kills me to listen to all the "experts" who know everything there is to know about Viagra, but then are quick to let you know that "I don't need it, myself!"
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2006, 05:34:40 pm »

That reminds me of a joke... ever hear about the porn star who got a job working at a gas station? He got fired on his first day: seems that as soon as the gas started to come out, he'd take the nozzle out and spray the side of the car...

sorry-- it's Bad Humor Tuesday!
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