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« on: September 20, 2006, 08:00:57 pm » |
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Actually, I think it should be "Things you'll never hear a Redneck say...", since I was born and raised in the South...
Excuse me....bred and spread in South Cakalaky!
You canbetcha these won't never be heerd from a southern guy's mouth
! Hope ya'll unnerstand why.
30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling's fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn' t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: drive.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You All.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
And, Number One is:
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving.
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2006, 02:14:59 pm » |
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I am SO stealing this!!! I have a good friend who's from Tennessee and I can't wait to send this to him!  Thanks! |
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2006, 02:35:00 pm » |
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hey u hatein on tennessee im in the middle of the greatest state in the world
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2006, 03:48:47 pm » |
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hey u hatein on tennessee im in the middle of the greatest state in the world
heck no... like most good friends, we bag on each other... all in good fun. BTW... what's a lepricon? is it anything like a leprechaun? |
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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2006, 06:48:21 pm » |
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BTW... what's a lepricon? is it anything like a leprechaun?
Not sure, but whatever it is, its a Germn one. |
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May God forever bless these United States. Amen.
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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2006, 07:20:02 pm » |
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yes it is a leprechaun sorry i cant spell very well
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2006, 11:29:42 am » |
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yes it is a leprechaun sorry i cant spell very well
...further perpetuating the stereotype. |
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Build 'em fast...or let 'em sit.
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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2006, 07:04:31 pm » |
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im not even gonna sink that low mike maybe ill just sell my bug and get a honda yall would like that woiuldnt ya NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (someone should smack me for even saying that)
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« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2006, 11:20:37 pm » |
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Back in 1994 my dad moved back to Northern Alabama after living in Nor Cal for 35 years. One of the first things he did was decorate his mail box with big gold letters "US MALE" as a joke. Nobody got it but him  |
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2006, 06:06:55 am » |
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Back in 1994 my dad moved back to Northern Alabama after living in Nor Cal for 35 years. One of the first things he did was decorate his mail box with big gold letters "US MALE" as a joke. Nobody got it but him That's kinda like when a redneck is has his Bug on a Tow bar, he writes "IN TOE" on the rear window. |
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2006, 07:10:35 pm » |
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