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Jim Gillum Racing
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« on: April 17, 2010, 05:19:21 pm »
Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.


 

"What happened to you?" asked his wife.

 

"I had a terrible day." replied Roy. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."


 

"I see" said his wife, "but how did you get the black eye?"


 

Roy replied: "Wrong room."
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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2010, 06:48:10 pm »
Very funny as always, Mr. Gillum!!!!!! (P.S. will we be seeing your orange hide at Bug-In?)
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2010, 09:02:22 am »
Quote from: skeeter! on April 18, 2010, 06:48:10 pm
Very funny as always, Mr. Gillum!!!!!! (P.S. will we be seeing your orange hide at Bug-In?)
  Yep.  I'll look you up.
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2010, 06:52:45 pm »
Not a problemo..... you can stand next to my traffic cone and blend in.... heh
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« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2010, 09:59:09 am »
Ahhhhhhhahhahhahhahaha...good one!
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