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« on: April 15, 2006, 02:24:29 pm » |
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Sex is like a gas station:
Sometimes you get full service,
Sometimes you have to ask for service
and sometimes you have to be happy with self-service...
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KAFUR1
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2006, 05:02:53 pm » |
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lol hahahahaa too funny but true!!!!!
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Cymon Sez
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2006, 05:35:23 pm » |
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I would rather have the gas station. at least you get SERVICE  I hope my wife dont read this.......  |
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2006, 05:52:21 pm » |
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Sometimes closed for maintainence, sometimes they have enviromemental problems and have to dig up the old plumbing....But you hope that you never have to wait in line til the guy ahead of you pulls out....
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The Inspector
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2006, 05:55:44 pm » |
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Sometimes closed for maintainence, sometimes they have enviromemental problems and have to dig up the old plumbing....But you hope that you never have to wait in line til the guy ahead of you pulls out....
You guys are way too funny. |
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D. Paul Logan
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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2006, 06:02:10 pm » |
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It's a lot better to have them check your fluids!
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Dean N
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2006, 06:13:03 pm » |
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everytime i pull up to a service station the sign automatically changes to self-service
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Cymon Sez
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2006, 10:25:48 pm » |
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I hate it when you pull up close and then they tell you its on the OTHER side. This side that side who can tell the diff when its dark. |
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« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2006, 09:06:51 pm » |
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I'm reading this on my 30th wedding anniversary,LOL She has put up the my VW addiction from the very first day. |
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« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2006, 09:16:19 pm » |
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Move to Oregon--- they only allow full-service, self-service isnt even legal. My wife usually gets great mileage. When I fill the tank, she can go a LOOOOONG way before she runs empty and needs a fill-up again. |
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« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2006, 09:45:52 pm » |
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Move to Oregon--- they only allow full-service, self-service isnt even legal. My wife usually gets great mileage. When I fill the tank, she can go a LOOOOONG way before she runs empty and needs a fill-up again. Damn battery powered Hybreds(sp?) go for weeks on a fill-up! Batterys are bad Mkay! |
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2006, 12:33:34 am » |
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HA! There are advantages to having a larger model. They get less mileage, need more fill-ups. |
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« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2006, 01:24:01 am » |
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Move to Oregon--- they only allow full-service, self-service isnt even legal. My wife usually gets great mileage. When I fill the tank, she can go a LOOOOONG way before she runs empty and needs a fill-up again. I think it's funny when people from Oregon go down to California and sit and wait at gas stations, waiting and waiting and waiting for an attendant to come and fill their tank . |
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« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2006, 01:37:39 am » |
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HA! There are advantages to having a larger model. They get less mileage, need more fill-ups. That theres some funny crap , I don't care who you are ...  |
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« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2006, 04:21:08 pm » |
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And speaking of Oklahoma...
Do you know what Tulsa backwards is?
a slut
Do you know what a slut backwards is?
a-hun-erd dollars!
Lord, I 'pologize...
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« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2006, 10:32:52 pm » |
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hmmm, my sister lives near tulsa.... i wonder if she has any freinds |
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« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2006, 04:23:47 pm » |
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Sex is like a gas station....after filling up, you have less cash in your pockets.
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