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Jim Gillum Racing
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« on: May 16, 2006, 07:05:39 pm »
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we
don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to
create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you
did in the
 'beginning'."

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

 

 "Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the

 likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

 "Well, that's interesting . show Me."

 So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the
soil.

 "Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,

 

 

 ( I love this )

 

 

 "Get your own dirt."
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2006, 10:55:23 pm »




                Thank You Jim,that was
                 great,i'm still laughing !!


   Pastor Richard
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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2006, 01:43:59 am »
Thats a GREAT joke!! Im gonna tell that one to my folks, they'll love it. Thanks Jim!
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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2006, 10:17:47 am »
ha ha ha ha ! !

Thanks for sharing Jim...

Judy who is still laughing ! 

"Get your own dirt"    ha ha ha ha
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