One for Keith

[Jim Gillum Racing]

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. 

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.

'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'

The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

[Kathy Lachance Post]

Good one Jim!

You guys are on a roll : )

[Keith S]

A little boy walks into the bedroom where his big brother is schmoozing with his new girlfriend. The little boy says 'Would you like a chocolate?', and offers the girl a box of candies. Slightly taken aback at this interruption, she says 'Oh thanks! But do you have the label? I can't tell which flavour is which.' 'No' says the little boy, ' but don't worry, the hard ones are the ones with teeth marks in…'.