No Speakah De English

[2332 baja]

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
 
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage
in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them
ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when
she hears one of them say the following: Emma come first.
Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.' The lady can't take this any more,
'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted
indignantly. In this country, we don't speak aloud in
public places about our sex lives.' Hey, coola down
lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi '.'
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