MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES!!!!

[Donny B.]

 
>> A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
>> She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
>>
>> She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee  in front of him.
     He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
>> She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
>>
>> "What's the matter, dear?"  she whispers as she steps into the room.
>> "Why are you down here at this time of night?
>>
>> The husband looks up from his coffee.
>>
>> "Do you remember 20 years Ago when we were dating, and you were only
>> 16?" he asks solemnly.
>>
>> The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.
     "Yes, I do" She replies.
>>
>> The husband paused.  The words were not coming easily.
>> "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
>>
>> "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
>>
>> The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,
      "either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"
>>
>> "I remember that too" she replied softly.
>>
>> He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......
>>
>> "I would have gotten out today."

[Kathy Lachance Post]

That is absolutely hysterical!!!