LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

[63Vdubmann]

This is funny stuff right here. 

LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL
(Math Proficiency Test)
 
Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!


NAME________________________  GANG/CREW NAME_____________________
 
CRIB_________________

1. Ramón has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramón attempt before he has to reload?

2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make a 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit ?

5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how much tagging can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang.. There are 20 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's income?

10. Marvin steals Juan's skate board. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
 
 

[Jim Gillum Racing]

If Don Imus posted this he'd be in deep shizzy.

[63Vdubmann]

FO SHO JIM...  But I can relate because I went to LAUSD. 

[Nick Wharton]

1) trick question. only 2
2) another trick question.... is he going to dime bag the rest?
3) do do 3 johns a day, the 3rd only has 2... (slacker)
4) 16 @3,000 each
5) 1
6) 2200
7) 6.4 letters
8 ) 1/5 or 20%
9) 28
10) 240 feet