King of the Castle

[carapace]

I might've sent this to some of you already...

For all those guys who are King, until their wife gets home...

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said Charlie. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and  knees."

"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken!

[vwfye]

there is a reason men cling to the remote!  it's all we have left...

[carapace]

there is a reason men cling to the remote! it's all we have left...

Sad, but true...