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Dave Kawell
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« on: May 15, 2006, 06:26:48 pm »

Husband: Oh, come on.

Wife: Leave me alone !

Husband: It won't take long.

Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

Husband: I can't sleep without it.

Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night ?

Husband: Because I'm Hot.

Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.

Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.

Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.

Husband: You don't love me anymore.

Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

Husband: Please...come on

Wife: Alright, I'll do it.

Husband: What's the matter ? Need a flashlight ?

Wife: I can't find it.

Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it !

Wife: There ! Are you satisfied ?

Husband: Oh, yes.
 
Wife: Is it up far enough ?

Husband: Oh, that's good.

Wife: Now go to sleep and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.
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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2006, 07:32:20 pm »

Judy, you have WAY too much time on your hands... Wink
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2006, 07:38:07 pm »

hahahhaha,you, young lady ,are mean!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2006, 10:38:14 pm »

I quite put my finger on why that is so funny....
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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2006, 10:24:17 am »

Judy, you have WAY too much time on your hands... Wink

Do not, actually I was on "lookin stuff up on the internet for Dave" break.  And that's my story
and I am sticking to it.

Talk about someone that has too much time on their hands ?  What are you doing on here 
Mr. IHaveToThreatenYouWithSmutToGetYouToAnswerAnEmail Seume ? ? ?   

Judy

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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2006, 10:26:29 am »

hahahhaha,you, young lady ,are mean!!!!

Am not, you haven't seen mean out of me......    Yet     Grin

ha ha ha ha

Judy
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