George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

[Kathy Lachance Post]

  Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using
so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal aliens!
  That would be 11 million less people using our gas.
  The price of gas would come down.
  Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.
  When they catch an illegal  immigrant crossing the border,
  hand him (or her) a canteen, rifle and some ammo and  ship him to Iraq.
  Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the
military.
  Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.
  After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
this country.
  He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.
  This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution
for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for
themselves.
  If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo.


Problem solved.

[Timbo]

Carlin always tells the truth. We need him in congress.  Tim

[JCquick]

I like that plan

[marty hiskey]

well said. PERFECT PLAN.

[mcmark]

Congress hell, make him HMWIC.

[martin]

The U.S. army offers citizenship to foreign enlistees already.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/18/AR2006101801500.html

[Kathy Lachance Post]

The U.S. army offers citizenship to foreign enlistees already.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/18/AR2006101801500.html

All the branches of our military offer citizenship to foreign enlistees after their commitment is served honorably.  I think what George Carlin was joking about was illegal aliens.

[jeffdaniels]

I like that plan

When he's right, he's right!