Friday Funny (Gillum your like this one)

[silverbugget]

 John was lonely

He decided life would be fun with a pet

He told the pet store he wanted an unusual pet

     He bought a centipede (100 legs) that came in a little white box

He took the box home and decided to take it to the bar for a drink

 

He asked the centipede box 'would you like to go to Frank's place to have a beer?'

Silence-he asked again

'would you like to go to Frank's place to have a beer?'

 Nothing but silence came from his new friend

So, he got real close to the box and yelled

'Hey in there! Would you like to go to Frank's Place for a beer with me?'
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>        A little voice came out of the box: I heard you the
> first time!  I'm putting my f**king shoes on!

[Jim Gillum Racing]

That's the best phucking joke I've ever heard, and I'm an expert.

[Kathy Lachance Post]

That is too funny 

[Nasty Fasty]

I bet my wife still has more shoes than that worm.