Friday's Joke

[elmo]

This Canadian walks into a bar in rural NC and orders a glass of white wine. The whole bar gets quiet. The bartender asks, “Just where you from, boy?”

The guy says, “I’m from Canada.”

“What do you do way up there?”

“I’m a taxidermist.”

The bartender thinks for a second and asks, “You drive people around in cars?”

“No, you ignorant redneck. A taxidermist. I mount animals!”

The bartender responds, relieved, “It’s ok, boys, he’s one of us!”

[Kathy Lachance Post]

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