Finally another joke!

[elmo]

It's been kind of quite around here again, maybe this will start something.    There's this guy named Jack, and he has a girlfriend named Wendy. Jack
loves Wendy a lot, and decides to ask her to marry him. And to prove
how
much he loves her, he goes and gets "Wendy" tattooed on his "unit", to
show
her how much that he loves her. When it's erect, is says her name, and
when
deflated, it reads "Wy"

So, there doing it the next night, and when she sees her name on his
masculine member, he pops the question, and she accepts.

They decide to go to Jamaica for their honeymoon. Once down there, they
decided to try out all of the local culture, including a nude beach.
So,
they go to the beach, and are having a great time, when Jack decides to
get
up from sunbathing and go and get something to drink at the bar down the
beach.

So, he walks over to the bar, with his deflated muscle, trying not to
let
his eye wander, hence embarrassment to himself. He orders a drink from
the
guy at the bar, and while making the drink, he notices that the guy,
also
naked for obvious reasons, has "Wy" tattooed on his "unit" as well.

So Jack asks the guy, "Hey, do you have a girlfriend named 'Wendy' and
her
name tattooed on your "unit" too?"

And the bartender looks down at Jack's thing, back to his and starts
laughing and says, "No mon. Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon. Have a
nice day."

[Kathy Lachance Post]

That is funny!!   

[CalLookVWs]

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch.  The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, pours a shot of ten-year Scotch and figures that the guy won't be able to tell the difference.  The guy downs the Scotch and says: "This Scotch is only ten years old!  I specifically asked for forty-year old Scotch."
Amazed, the bartender reaches into a locked cabinet underneath the bar and pulls out a bottle of twenty-year old Scotch and pours the man a shot.  The guy drinks it down and says, "That was twenty-year old Scotch.  I asked for forty-year old Scotch."

So the bartender goes into the back room and brings out a bottle of thirty-year old Scotch and pours the guy a drink.   By now a small crowd has gathered around the man and is watching anxiously as he downs the latest drink.  Once again the guy states the true age of the Scotch and repeats his original request for forty-year old Scotch.

The bartender can hold off no longer and disappears into the cellar to get a bottle of prime forty-year old Scotch. Soon, the bartender returns with the bottle and pours a shot. The guy downs the Scotch and says, "Now this is forty-year old Scotch!"  The crowd applauds his discriminating palate.

An old drunk who had been watching the proceedings with interest, raises a full shot glass of his own and says, "Here, take a swig of this."

The guy takes the glass and downs the drink in one swallow. Immediately, he chokes and spits out the liquid on the barroom floor. "My God!  That tastes like urine," he yells.

"Great guess," says the drunk.  "Now, how old am I?"

[elmo]

 

[vdubkid]

Funny!