Father of one of my kids

[carapace]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place from where he knows her.

"Do you know me?" he says.

She replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."
 
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

[so67vw]

That's me putting my foot in my mouth,,,,,,,, 

Funny stuff right there.....

[QuickKafer]

Ohhhh!!!

My fellow faculty members will get a kick out of that one tomorrow!

Thanks!

Scott Faivre

[Raisincane]

Right on that is awesome!