Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously:

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Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously:

1. Save the whales.! Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6.Remember, half the people you know are below average

7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people
have.

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

! 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of
payments.

14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my
hand.

15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off
now.

18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just
don't have film.

19. How much deeper would the ocean be without
sponges?

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into
jet engines.

21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn
louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person
wondering what happened.

25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all
fall off.

26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a
jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

[akabuzz]

I like #22

[bugnut]

"The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw."

--Jack Handey

[Dave Kawell]

#24  for sure !  So just what exactly did happen  ?   

This is definately a keeper Myles, thanks for sharing.

Judy

[bo]

i like 25 it reminds me of that commercial where the people say "my tv sucks" and it really does