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Jim Gillum Racing
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« on: August 23, 2009, 07:37:52 pm » |
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with
what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and
ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near
perfect.'
And then the fight started...
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The older I get, the better I was.
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VW NOT V8
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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2009, 08:17:27 pm » |
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What’s on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started…
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started…
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He asked, "Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started…
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday.
And then the fight started…..
Jim, I've always enjoyed reading your jokes. I just thought I'd post a few.
The Mailman
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Jim Gillum Racing
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2009, 06:50:18 am » |
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Thanx for adding to the list, they're pretty funny.
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2009, 03:40:11 pm » |
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I like your approach...let's see your departure!
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skeeter!
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2009, 03:58:33 pm » |
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Okay, I haven't posted any jokes for a while, so here goes.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
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Der Primer Panzers
Primer is not a crime!
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Jon Schweers
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2009, 04:16:20 pm » |
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I got the jager.car!!!!!  And then the fight started...  |
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Jim Gillum Racing
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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2009, 06:49:23 pm » |
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I got the jager.car!!!!! And then the fight started... LOL |
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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2009, 07:44:14 pm » |
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I brought the Fiat home
and then the fight started.......
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Karman Sutra-needed to get my butt out of the ghia
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vwmann
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2009, 12:09:44 pm » |
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I built my motor in the living room
and then the fight started.....
She wanted to go somewhere fun and amazing
so i took her to the vw parts store
and then the fight started
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wheelie bars are no fun
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skeeter!
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2009, 03:13:02 pm » |
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I stayed out at Arby's until 11PM... and then the fight started. |
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Der Primer Panzers
Primer is not a crime!
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2009, 06:31:07 pm » |
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I misplaced the remote... and then the fight started  |
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I like your approach...let's see your departure!
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