Ken Jevec
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« on: May 09, 2006, 05:21:36 pm » |
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A West Virginia father goes to to his daughters Parent /Teacher night. While at the function the Principal approaches the father and asks him: " Do you think your daughter is sexually active?" The father responds: "No, she just lays there, just like her mother." Sorry...... kinda bored today.  |
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Jim Gillum Racing
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« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2006, 05:25:04 pm » |
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Hi ya Ken, long time no see.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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Ken Jevec
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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2006, 06:41:44 pm » |
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Hey Jim, I think it was Pomona if I am not mistaken? How's the pasole? See you Sac?......
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Mike Lawless
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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2006, 06:48:28 pm » |
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Howdy Ken! Looking forward to "TheBigGo" at Sac and seein' y'all again
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Ken Jevec
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« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2006, 06:58:41 pm » |
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Yeah, Yeah, Sac, so what! DID YOU LIKE THE JOKE?  Looking forward to it also Mike! Susie and Cindy may have to play "Mama Bear" to Allen this time around, huh? Hope they are up for it! |
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ErikTheRed
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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2006, 07:43:12 pm » |
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Gross, but funny!
Lookin' forward to seein' ya at Sac, Ken!
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May God forever bless these United States. Amen.
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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2006, 08:14:20 pm » |
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ba dum cha ( In drumming form ) that joke is rough man
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ITS A GERMN LEPRICON THING
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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2006, 08:20:13 pm » |
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A guy walks into a bar, and says.........ouch. Sorry. I had to say it.  Larry W |
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John Palmer
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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2006, 08:34:37 pm » |
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LOL, What do you expect from a guy that just sits around waiting for his grape juice to turn into wine!
That's almost as bad as a retired fireman, right Jim?
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Jim Gillum Racing
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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2006, 09:50:31 pm » |
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LOL, What do you expect from a guy that just sits around waiting for his grape juice to turn into wine!
That's almost as bad as a retired fireman, right Jim?
WOW!!!!! 31 year old wine made by Ken. Zin of course. I wonder what it would taste like? Good I'm sure. |
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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2006, 02:19:35 am » |
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and speaking of John Kerry...
Horse walks into the bar and pulls up a stool.
The bartender says "hey buddy, why the long face?"
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ErikTheRed
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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2006, 05:18:34 am » |
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ok, Ill throw one in..........oldie but goodie.............
A little piece of string hops into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says,
"Sorry pal, we dont serve little pieces of string in here, get lost."
So the little piece of string hops back outside, ties himself into a knot, frays out both his ends, and goes hopping back in again to order a beer. The bartender looks at him and says,
"Hey, arent you that little piece of string I just told to leave?"
"No, Im afraid not."
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vwfye
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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2006, 11:11:19 am » |
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wouldn't that be, "No, I'm a frayed knot."?
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ErikTheRed
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2006, 11:55:59 am » |
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wouldn't that be, "No, I'm a frayed knot."?
DING DING DING!!! Congratulations, Brian Fye!! Look behind door #3 and see what you've won!  |
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2006, 12:24:58 pm » |
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My personal favorite: A construction worker walks into a bar, carrying a large piece of blacktop under his arm. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" Construction worker replies, "I'll have a beer, and one for the road."  |
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Mike Hauer
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Mike Lawless
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« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2006, 03:41:52 pm » |
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A priest, a rabbi and a monkey walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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vwfye
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« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2006, 03:44:59 pm » |
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and says, "hey, i was looking for my monkey..."
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« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2006, 04:20:50 pm » |
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This guy runs into this bar, out of breath. He says to the bartender, "Six shots of tequila." The bartender asks him, "What's the special occasion, buddy?" The guy says, "My first b***j*b." So the bartender asks, "So why six shots and not seven?" The guy replies, "If the first six don't get the taste out of my mouth, the seventh won't either."
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