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Dougy Dee
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« on: November 20, 2007, 09:11:03 pm »

A woman, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...",

"I know...I know..." the doctor interupted. "I get asked this all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

"No, that's not it," the woman confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2007, 09:22:38 pm »

I mowed our lawn right up till the end of my first pregnancy.  It was great exercise.  My neighbors used to tease me about it, but my lawn always looked nice. Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2007, 05:35:45 pm »

There are soooo many jokes running through my mind right now, but out of respect for pretty much everybody, I'll refrain... Grin
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2007, 05:59:11 pm »

There are soooo many jokes running through my mind right now, but out of respect for pretty much everybody, I'll refrain... Grin
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2007, 08:07:39 pm »

Okay, but it's Jim's fault, everyone...

I was just thinking about how important it is for pregnant moms to keep their bushes trimmed...  Tongue
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