Golfers Will Understand!
> Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your
> advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been
> cheating on me.The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the
caller hangs up.
> My wifehas been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although
> when I ask theirnames she always says, "Just some friends from work,
> you don't know them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her
> coming home, but Iusually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached
> the subject with my wife. Ithink deep down I just didn't want to know
> the truth, but last night she went outagain and I decided to really
> check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind
> my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she
> arrived home from a nightout with "the girls". When she got out of the
> car she was buttoning up herblouse, which was open, and she took her
> panties out of her purse and slipped them on.It was at that moment,
> crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my
> driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the clubhead. Is
> this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
proshop where I bought it?
> Signed,
> Perplexed
