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« on: January 22, 2011, 06:14:27 pm »

Made you look! Thanks for the beer today buddy.  Grin
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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2011, 10:40:21 pm »

I'd say maybe strange.
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2011, 10:44:33 pm »

I think he still owes me one.........but I'll still buy the next!
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2011, 12:04:39 am »

Takes one to know one..... Grin
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2011, 08:16:46 pm »

Takes one to know one..... Grin

Easy there fifty-five turd burglar!

Holy cow, you try to stir the pot and get some stuff going and we've got no takers? Come on guys, let's get some excitement back over here on this site. Winter time and no trash talk, let's do this thing.

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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2011, 09:04:19 pm »

Get a VW and you can participate in the forum.  I don't believe non-VW owners are allowed to participate in these forums.  By replying we are going against the rules of the site.  And IF Conklin is a queer, and he bought you a beer, what fag bar were you 2 in anyway?
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 03:39:56 am »

moon jammers up there in Kentucky jelly land.
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2011, 07:08:57 pm »


  I HAVE NO OPINION on this subject!!!!!!

                Grin
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2011, 07:10:53 pm »

Great, this brings back bad horror stories of brown stained fruit of a looms and a twister game from a Cornpanzer drink and swap one night before a the Lansing Buggy Builder swap meet. LOL
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2011, 09:41:34 pm »

A little good-natured smack talk and fun ribbing is cool, but a thread carrying this title is probably an example of why this site isn't more active.

Next time I suspect you'll want to buy him a beer.

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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2011, 11:45:33 pm »

Point taken Dave, I'll send him a twelver of Old Milwakee. I thought it was in good fun but obviously I've  crossed the line. For that I'm sorry. I guess.
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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2011, 05:53:18 pm »

Hey, my sister is gay.............................AND I STILL DON'T ACCEPT IT AS NORMAL!
   Sorry, but if the people don't have laws to go by they SMASH their cars into the back of you while texting.......................
    Accepting "Gay" as normal is just one more nail in the coffin for this country............
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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2011, 11:50:06 pm »

This dialog sucks.  Am I the only one that thinks this is bull s@%t?  Grow up and take this crap somewhere else!
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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2011, 08:15:12 pm »

It's called a sense of humor.  Has everyone lost their minds?  When did joking around become such a problem?  Let's all be dull and drab and not have fun.  There's gay people, people with mental and physical challenges, etc and it can be funny.  We've all laughed and joked about it.  Gavin know Dave is not "gay", I think.  So he made a joke to a friend.  What does that say for everyone that looked and did not reply or replied to point out how childish it is.  It was for FUN!  And for everyone that looked, why was that?  Do we have a bunch of people in the closet and when they saw Dave's name they had to look and see if he was available?  Sorry your the butt of all this Dave.  Oops, another joke
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« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2011, 08:29:29 pm »

Maybe move the post to 'Off Topic' ??
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« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2011, 11:58:45 pm »

HEY LIGHTEN UP YOU FRICKEN HOMOS!!!!!.........................................LOL!!!!!!!
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« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2011, 11:31:51 am »

queer   /kwɪər/  Show Spelled
[kweer]  Show IPA
adjective, -er, -est,  verb, noun 
–adjective
1. strange or odd from a conventional viewpoint; unusually different; singular: a queer notion of justice.
2. of a questionable nature or character; suspicious; shady: Something queer about the language of the prospectus kept investors away.
3. not feeling physically right or well; giddy, faint, or qualmish: to feel queer.
4. mentally unbalanced or deranged.
5. Slang:  Disparaging and Offensive .
    a. homosexual.
    b. effeminate; unmanly.
6. Slang . bad, worthless, or counterfeit.

so barring definition 5, I say that this is pretty darn funny -- and of course the PC banter that went along with it.

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« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2011, 01:05:01 pm »

queer   /kwɪər/  Show Spelled
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adjective, -er, -est,  verb, noun 
–adjective
1. strange or odd from a conventional viewpoint; unusually different; singular: a queer notion of justice.
2. of a questionable nature or character; suspicious; shady: Something queer about the language of the prospectus kept investors away.
3. not feeling physically right or well; giddy, faint, or qualmish: to feel queer.
4. mentally unbalanced or deranged.
5. Slang:  Disparaging and Offensive .
    a. homosexual.
    b. effeminate; unmanly.
6. Slang . bad, worthless, or counterfeit.

7.  Truth, Gavin


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« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2011, 11:55:39 am »

So, it looks like my home computer picked a bad week to stop working eh?  I have been just checking emails for the past couple weeks and totally missed out on this ray of sunshine.

The nice thing about having Gavin and Matt as friends is that no matter how long I let my car sit there will always be a couple of guys that are slower than me.  When I start feeling guilty about my lack of motivation all I have to do is look at these two and realize that while I may not be that fast, at least I havent spent the GNP of a small country to be slow. 

You heard the new joke on the street, right?  "What do you get when you pour $50k into Matt's oval window?   An 11 second car!"   hehehehehe

But seriously, Matt's a great guy.  At least after spending his kids college fund he still has a car...unlike Gavin...  Grin Cheesy Grin
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« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2011, 01:48:46 pm »

You just don't understand our logic, you overbuild and spend then you run it under it's potential, break it and sell it. That's how we roll.
Fried another computer huh? Dude you've got to stay off those websites, it gets ya every time.
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« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2011, 03:20:40 pm »

Gavin's trying to stimulate the economy.  He buys a car at top dollar, builds a toip end motor then turns and sells it for pennies on the dollar.  He's just trying to help Obama.  Did you see him run at Drag Night on the DVD?  So fast it blew the ragtop off!!  You can't put out that power for less than $20K, well $3K after you part it out.
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« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2011, 05:25:42 pm »

ZIIIIIING!
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« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2011, 05:45:26 pm »

And don't forget Dave, your car RAN a 10, it no longer RUNS 10's!  Come to Drag Night this year, it's a blast.  Let's see what that beater can do.


And if nothing else, you can pick on Gavin with us.

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« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2011, 08:45:13 pm »

So, it looks like my home computer picked a bad week to stop working eh?  I have been just checking emails for the past couple weeks and totally missed out on this ray of sunshine.

The nice thing about having Gavin and Matt as friends is that no matter how long I let my car sit there will always be a couple of guys that are slower than me.  When I start feeling guilty about my lack of motivation all I have to do is look at these two and realize that while I may not be that fast, at least I havent spent the GNP of a small country to be slow. 

You heard the new joke on the street, right?  "What do you get when you pour $50k into Matt's oval window?   An 11 second car!"   hehehehehe

But seriously, Matt's a great guy.  At least after spending his kids college fund he still has a car...unlike Gavin...  Grin Cheesy Grin

Dave is my Hero!
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« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2011, 12:25:18 am »

Just think, from now, to the end of time, whenever someone does a search for Dave Conkilin, this thread will come up. Ah, the future....
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« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2011, 10:38:54 am »

Just think when they look up Gavin what will pop up
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« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2011, 01:34:48 pm »

Hee Hee!!!!

Just think when they look up Gavin what will pop up
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« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2011, 03:06:49 pm »

Just think when they look up Gavin what will pop up

Usually some type of STD!!!
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« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2011, 06:13:11 pm »

DAMN, it's Darrell.  Come back to the "dark side" yet.  My motor's at VW Paradise, keep an eye on it for me. 
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« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2011, 07:27:49 pm »

Oh Matt............. you should have never mentioned that to me.  Now I'm going to have to go down there and help Jason "fix it" for you!  Wink 
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« Reply #30 on: February 18, 2011, 07:41:46 pm »

This site finally has some excitement. How about we bring back a "Wayne's Mom" thread to really take it up a notch? Bring out all of the old school "queers".
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« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2011, 08:02:21 pm »

DAMN, it's Darrell.  Come back to the "dark side" yet.  My motor's at VW Paradise, keep an eye on it for me. 
Maybe Jason will take the throttle-stop off of it this time.  Have you ever got into the secondaries with that thing yet Matt?

Hey Darrell, good to see you back here.  Whats up, did the hair salon close up early?
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« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2011, 12:04:33 am »

Yep, unfortunately it did close early.  Don't know what i'm gunna do about the strip on hair I can't reach down the middle of my back!  When you're not around Dave, I don't have anyone to shave it.
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« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2011, 05:54:18 pm »

Just think, from now, to the end of time, whenever someone does a search for Dave Conkilin, this thread will come up. Ah, the future....

Dean's right... it's known as the Internet Archive.
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